My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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