and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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