Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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