I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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