id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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