you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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