i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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