U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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