no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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