i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Randomize
