these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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