Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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