He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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