I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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