aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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