how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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