Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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