i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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