..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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