did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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