But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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