He kissed a someone with a penis
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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