I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????