she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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