Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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