I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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