yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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