yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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