..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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