***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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