i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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