Where is the hickey?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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