My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Girls should come with a carfax report
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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