I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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