is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just found a bag of teeth...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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