You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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