Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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