did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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