it hurts more in the daytime
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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