Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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