: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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