Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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