did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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