guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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