Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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