did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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