are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
