I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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