They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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