She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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