i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
