Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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