Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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