It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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