Please, let me fuck your mom
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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